MARTIEN
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CEO
-Does everything around here
-Refuses "wage raises"
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WILL
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PRESIDENT OF HUMAN RESOURCES
-"The backbone of this company, without me this place would be a zoo with no keeper"
-Inventory Expert
-Zach's boss
MATT
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CAO
-The real CAO @ Martien
-Walking Business Contract
-Wears Jordan's to Trade Shows
-Letter of Reprimand Advisor
DANNY
CIO
-Created the website
-Re-created the website
-Re-re-created the website
TYLER
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CFO
-Hard-working accounting genius
-Gives himself raises
SEAN
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PRESIDENT OF SALES & MARKETING
-Did the elevator pitch (all of Long Island knows how that went)
-Has a complicated friendship with Mike Aufiero
-Has attained the most "letters of reprimand"
"NICKY"
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VICE PRESIDENT OF SALES & MARKETING
-Juicy calves
-Marvelous wrestling technique
-Easily angered
TOM
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VICE PRESIDENT OF ACCOUNTING
-Hard-working, persistent, and determined
-Very loud
DIANA "CAITLIN"
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VICE PRESIDENT OF DESIGN/IT
-Never knows what to do
-Considering legally changing her name to Diana
-Design "expert"
ZACH
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VICE PRESIDENT OF HUMAN RESOURCES
-Writes the best letters of reprimand
CHRIS
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ACCOUNTING SPECIALIST
-King of Uncle G's
-Sales Receipt Specialist
-Very loud
JUSTIN
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MARKETING MANAGER
-Writes up the company's invoice
-Survey expert
-#1 draft pick in VHL
MIKE
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SEAN'S BEST FRIEND
-Born February 18, 2002
-Job is to keep Sean company
-Brown eyes
GILLIAN
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DESIGN & IT GIRL
-Doesn't know what is happening most of the time
-Get distracted easily
-Good at making things pretty
ANTHONY
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"SALESMEN"
-Was the best "salesmen"
-Smells good
-Not good at Fortnite
MR. FANK
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FACILITATOR
-"You know if I'm standing up here it's important"
-Lifts the weight equivalent to a baby rhino
-"Danny fix the website"
-Met Wayne Rooney in an elevator